You've probably seen them too.
Lies. All lies. Wisconsin is the diary state. Happy cows come from Wisconsin.
So they produce more milk than us, but they've also got seven times the population and three times the land area. I wouldn't have guessed that NY is number three.
How can happy cows come from California? They have to worry about fires, floods, mudslides, smog, hippies, and slipping into the ocean. A cow in an earthquake does not make a milk shake.
Besides, out on the left coast, California is the land of fruits and nuts.